Cerita Humor Pak Haji Melawan Pak Polisi
*Suatu ketika Pak haji terkena razia lalu lintas*
PRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT...!!!
Polisi: Selamat sore pak
Pak haji: Sore juga pak![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uo8_H1FOyAaOyoloOCFLUq3NLOklZEVVCQZrNrWhogDMkdhv7oXyVXPQDQ1_fxGqtfTox4NNlg3prIzumfEfidGg8nbeNFwKSSzpKdz9K5arSWzLtCj0OtJtA_wggHlcr5ZFyQ6u22hm-iM77RrgdVX11Tayfl4ClQ_d3WsL7pEw1dkw=s0-d)
Polisi: Kenapa pak haji tidak pake helm?![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s02bKThp21SeZ0UZvESXHZczIc1YOmvxee4G3u1XEAZS2pzVKVnj__mOMlz-VeMlmsbOL8LxQ2pNpeUFBaJdA2zKVtDpPCWYpAUXXpwgTdJK8qHV_y44nS2sXdbM6W3lWTZyAXxehHoXuutzEZvuVgN_6PlTr__6ZCVbJ9_Mec_ScM9gQ=s0-d)
Pak haji: Saya kan sudah pake peci pak![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uo8_H1FOyAaOyoloOCFLUq3NLOklZEVVCQZrNrWhogDMkdhv7oXyVXPQDQ1_fxGqtfTox4NNlg3prIzumfEfidGg8nbeNFwKSSzpKdz9K5arSWzLtCj0OtJtA_wggHlcr5ZFyQ6u22hm-iM77RrgdVX11Tayfl4ClQ_d3WsL7pEw1dkw=s0-d)
Polisi: Tapi aturannya harus pakai helm pak![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s02bKThp21SeZ0UZvESXHZczIc1YOmvxee4G3u1XEAZS2pzVKVnj__mOMlz-VeMlmsbOL8LxQ2pNpeUFBaJdA2zKVtDpPCWYpAUXXpwgTdJK8qHV_y44nS2sXdbM6W3lWTZyAXxehHoXuutzEZvuVgN_6PlTr__6ZCVbJ9_Mec_ScM9gQ=s0-d)
Pak haji: Ah.... saya kagak setuju sama aturan itu![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uo8_H1FOyAaOyoloOCFLUq3NLOklZEVVCQZrNrWhogDMkdhv7oXyVXPQDQ1_fxGqtfTox4NNlg3prIzumfEfidGg8nbeNFwKSSzpKdz9K5arSWzLtCj0OtJtA_wggHlcr5ZFyQ6u22hm-iM77RrgdVX11Tayfl4ClQ_d3WsL7pEw1dkw=s0-d)
Polisi: Memangnya kenapa pak?![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s02bKThp21SeZ0UZvESXHZczIc1YOmvxee4G3u1XEAZS2pzVKVnj__mOMlz-VeMlmsbOL8LxQ2pNpeUFBaJdA2zKVtDpPCWYpAUXXpwgTdJK8qHV_y44nS2sXdbM6W3lWTZyAXxehHoXuutzEZvuVgN_6PlTr__6ZCVbJ9_Mec_ScM9gQ=s0-d)
Pak haji: Coba deh saya tanya, helm sama peci lebih kuat mana?![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uo8_H1FOyAaOyoloOCFLUq3NLOklZEVVCQZrNrWhogDMkdhv7oXyVXPQDQ1_fxGqtfTox4NNlg3prIzumfEfidGg8nbeNFwKSSzpKdz9K5arSWzLtCj0OtJtA_wggHlcr5ZFyQ6u22hm-iM77RrgdVX11Tayfl4ClQ_d3WsL7pEw1dkw=s0-d)
Polisi: Helm dong pak![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tVH0c8oB-7ZoLmHA9XzDZ9IxsRZ0yrLxGnzNRrW1PjzwhXy05hlOYhBcfzYw0nKrlMFB0U2ZLlr35tFT3CnJGSg7QynhAw07faBuDTE-dTj1BZOIG1PYht5-sg04E0GIxi1RVwtUq1w9pLJ6XC4cVxjkXysqoOikOYTiVGa0sc0A=s0-d)
Pak haji: Bapak salah....![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t5gq1WRfbLyUxpZzq4OGzhrIPWATC4imZ51mmXQFfJFbE6ggwCNgwrAQ9I9HcC8kPRI5uiq8jTokzl1HSKIxyBlaOH0mJmkc8AiPPn5g33n5_4aC5HfGh0OoC-qYY0InIGWVKJx5j00kuV5kHXYb1Np-aEwl7ob6usKCNzWyJtwf-AVzOi=s0-d)
coba nih saya banting helm bapak ke aspal ya....
BRAKK.......!!!![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_ueoKomCGTFlEWkMma6S_StZc9vCqYv7PBLAvlCSyoPP0dIhUszYjaNMIOYdYtVEC97rBnMDzKG0q2t-Jn7uGqrb2qTpxjltp5OpShtYwcrYAJp5wSVbBGkamarmcU24aw0KOAsmJ5syhhlPr6DnOsnlfmqUF82atUNd3tWY-ZLuTV6pUy7xDM=s0-d)
*Helm pak polisi pecah*
Pak haji: Tuh kan pecah.....![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uo8_H1FOyAaOyoloOCFLUq3NLOklZEVVCQZrNrWhogDMkdhv7oXyVXPQDQ1_fxGqtfTox4NNlg3prIzumfEfidGg8nbeNFwKSSzpKdz9K5arSWzLtCj0OtJtA_wggHlcr5ZFyQ6u22hm-iM77RrgdVX11Tayfl4ClQ_d3WsL7pEw1dkw=s0-d)
Polisi:![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vcjjBrcEuW_3Ty8NpMQsKem2z62vbagQfqqkAqu8cino-63AloEegocP9ixpXksOqVkoW13wSropzQ2BPe3qfKaTreDsizpgyBSwiz9NdgxfdoM3ThrRQQDtbXDz0Qk5TjWOSR2dcrqxjJPp8ua9369Ve2VPWjk12b9X3Ovvhy4Q=s0-d)
Pak haji: Coba sekarang pak polisi banting peci saya ke aspal, pecah kagak?
Hayooo......![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vqaMKG8x26K7WXQxzp_jR_TOSKX7fisK_wmvOnXDjTyMslQXDtyQlWIh7IeGp8a3nP_sqTM28ObMcgGHLCU_FiKQ__gVVQdlNR1CkUq7rgXl0swoNYLJrTt4mwtHMaiRoeFjNMtjm5pkgQEauQ3VADQ-4P3OhFAA3G2dYtUBsPCQw=s0-d)
*sambil nyerahin peci ke polisi*
Polisi: Ow,, Kaji Gendeng...
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vRQuhq9k5o84vOZkYa2o833NuBUgsybq0TbJWu5bBv86Yv2su6ICM2tehauuALTih5I2xGobrKfON1mgiO8Z0Z95gfp4IqR3gM8I30eZyOct6xXH2R_5BmfRMQOBkcQjMtqbqCT30vQGontWsHem3cy0kHKmwqpBiE2XEn8ChRzIAGSKk=s0-d)
*Suatu ketika Pak haji terkena razia lalu lintas*
PRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT...!!!
Polisi: Selamat sore pak
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Pak Haji Lagi Ditilang |
Pak haji: Sore juga pak
Polisi: Kenapa pak haji tidak pake helm?
Pak haji: Saya kan sudah pake peci pak
Polisi: Tapi aturannya harus pakai helm pak
Pak haji: Ah.... saya kagak setuju sama aturan itu
Polisi: Memangnya kenapa pak?
Pak haji: Coba deh saya tanya, helm sama peci lebih kuat mana?
Polisi: Helm dong pak
Pak haji: Bapak salah....
coba nih saya banting helm bapak ke aspal ya....
BRAKK.......!!!
*Helm pak polisi pecah*
Pak haji: Tuh kan pecah.....
Polisi:
Pak haji: Coba sekarang pak polisi banting peci saya ke aspal, pecah kagak?
Hayooo......
*sambil nyerahin peci ke polisi*
Polisi: Ow,, Kaji Gendeng...